Little Bit of Cottage Cheese

Let me preface by saying, it's the first full on rain storm morning we've had since school began. Normally we sit with the windows rolled down waiting for the bus, but couldn't today because of the rain. This was also the first morning the boys were gassy.

Me: OMG, who farted? That is horrible!
Nicky: Me!!
Tristan: Me!!
Me: Guys!! Stop, we can't roll down the windows, it's pouring rain! Tell the teacher you have to use the bathroom when you get to school!!
Nicky: But I don't have to poop, just fart!
Tristan: When I eat cottage cheese I fart. It's so annoying! So maybe I can just eat a little cottage cheese and have little farts? Little tiny puffs. And then just drink a little water too.
Nicky: Why little water?
Tristan: So I only have to pee a little.

Then the windows fogged and I'm pretty sure we all passed out due to the toxic smells. The end.

Just kidding, I rolled down the windows to save us all. Wet car trumps fart smells any day.

Hello No Kitty

Me: What do you guys want to be for Halloween?
Nicky: A vampire!
Tristan: A dragon!
Me: Okay, but we've done those costumes before, why don't we go to a Halloween store and look around and see all the different costumes they have there!
Nicky: Oh yeah!! Let's do that! Do they have cat costumes? Like a black cat?
Tristan: Ohhhhhh no! No way! I am NOT being Hello Kitty!!